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Ketchup alignment (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I'm a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

... That's what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren't all of them near that age?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Lol pretty much

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Sex offender registry?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I thought you were gonna say... spit on the fries.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where's mixed with mayo on the chart?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (16 children)

Ketchup is a disgusting condiment loaded with sugar.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

There are so many no sugar added ketchups. They're not hard to find.

Also, how do you feel about BBQ sauce? They're also loaded with sugar, moreso than ketchup.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

TIL there is sugar in ketchup

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, there's a bit of ketchup in the sugar

How could you not know that ketchup is sugar?!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I was half jokingly wondering why the top comment was a truism

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm not sure if the sugar part is meant to be evidence on how disgusting it is but I like sugar

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Where is "putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth"?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I think that's the hidden "Chaotic Stupid" option.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure you're supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

True Neutral gang

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Ayee a no ketchup brother

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

What a sad life sans ketchup...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?

Tomato Sauce squeeze pack

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's an additional 1$ coin to include it

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's funny because I'm a CG on other charts as well.

Also hilarious you couldn't find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you're having the fries with

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

A new challenger appears

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (5 children)

The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

c6af-1432908606 Korea's kfc be like

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

No ketchup. Only chili.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (9 children)

If 'ketchup on hand' is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHbIznu8aF8

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Pure evil ..... drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There's always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Ketchup is disgusting and doesn't belong on fries.

Mayo is the way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That’s OCD.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Strictly ketchup? TN.

Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Nice one.

I've recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually

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