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Password security is important (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In the Star Trek universe, you announce your password to the room every time you use it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but with your access code that's voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures... That would be a problem!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device.... Captain's log, stardate 43291....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yep. My voice is my passport.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh no. Not again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Bean there when it happened, huh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a masturbating cow?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I even ventured a guess it would be embarrassing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh no it's beef stroganoff! Ha!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This oughta be strong enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I was just telling my brother about that episode! Don't remember it passing the 1hr mark but it's been a month or so since I've seen it, memory's not the same since covid...