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Password security is important (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

In the Star Trek universe, you announce your password to the room every time you use it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but with your access code that's voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures... That would be a problem!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device.... Captain's log, stardate 43291....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yep. My voice is my passport.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh no. Not again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Bean there when it happened, huh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a masturbating cow?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I even ventured a guess it would be embarrassing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh no it's beef stroganoff! Ha!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This oughta be strong enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I was just telling my brother about that episode! Don't remember it passing the 1hr mark but it's been a month or so since I've seen it, memory's not the same since covid...