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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

I still cannot believe half of you maroons voted for this. So now doge has a serious .gov DNS entry.

I mean that literally, btw. I cannot believe half of you voted for this, it's impossible. If it turns out there really was election fraud this time I will be completely unshocked.

[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is what happens when you hire a bunch of cryptobro script kiddies who think they know better than the industry standards.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you can't hire gay furries to build and maintain your web infrastructure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

You are not upvoted, because people don’t know the reality.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Freshly faded broccolis vs wizard beards

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

frfr no cap bro trust /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Don't be so mean... They did what chatgtp told them...

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And these are the guys taking all the data from the different agencies, right? This'll end well.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

Oh it won't end

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correction: it didn't get hacked, they just had no security

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unfortunately that argument didn’t work for Gary McKinnon

Edit: I guess it kind of did because the British government refused to extradite him because of that argument, so as long as the “hacker” is in Britain they will be fine.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This afternoon: Password has been set to "Password123"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Previous password was Hunter2

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Huh, all see is *******

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh boy, can't wait for DOGE to receive all the private info the government stores about me! I'm sure that hiring kids with no experience to program every single automatizable aspect of the government will turn out just fine! 🫠

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure all of it has been hacked in the past 10 years anyway. At least phone, address, ssn all got taken several times now.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Don't stop at hacking websites...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'm so jaded that I don't believe anything anymore. Part of me thinks this is a publicity stunt so people go to the site and then they can justify their existence by their popularity/how many people visited their site.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

They forgot to put the woke in the website code. It's a similar issue to taking the woke out of the airplanes.