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I love the ones that could have come from limmy’s show. The left field insecurity is so strange that it loops back to being reasonable, as nothing of the sort could possibly be anything but satire. And yet they're sincere as often as they’re not. It’s like the experiences of those heeding the call of the void, the distilled droning of madmen is bottled up for my personal satisfaction. My sweet 4chan nummy drinky.
Original tweet racist as fuck
~~Please don't drink distilled water~~
Nah distilled is fine don't fall for propaganda
I have indeed fallen for propaganda. Thank you, dear hydro homie
What was the propaganda? Like what could actually be wrong with drinking distilled water?
I think it's cause it doesn't have vitamins and minerals that regular water does.
Not and expert but I would assume you might miss some of those vitamins and minerals if you exclusively drink distilled? Even though you could probably get them from regular food anyways. Who knows.