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I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second
I think it could work.
That would be fire ngl
"And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned" instead of AMA and we are done
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?
You must have seen my OnlyFans
Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.
No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.
Did he still do all that meth?
I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.
It wasn't illegal back then
Who kidnapped you from the past?
The government.
Which government? The reptile ones?
They are all reptile governments.
Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin' balls.
I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.
hate it when it happens
Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?
I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.
you can say he was bottom, everyone knows
Any threesomes with Eva Braun?
Oh yeah. And the dog too.
that must've been pawsome
Does he like to cuddle after?
Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.
Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.
Because it is
Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?
I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.
I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras
That's a beautiful love story.
How's he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom
He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.
But what about the Japanese
The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.