this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'll poison my own air and freeze myself before I let that happen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Big same. Stay strong out there my brethren.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

“Oh look! Free meal!”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"This is not a request, this is an announcement."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The announcement happens after they're already inside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"We mean business. Don't mess with us!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you allow spiderbros to live with you then they gonna take care of this problem eventually

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cats will solve this problem too, although they may try to share their kill with you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

"Look human! I bring you prize. Is Copperhead. It was slithering across lawn like 'Ha ha! I am Copperhead. I am king of world! You will not mess with me because I will bite you and you will die!' Stupid Copperhead does not know that I am cat and I mess with anything that moves just for funsies. So, I kill it and bring to you so you may bask in awe of my skill as hunter of dangerous prey. You are impressed, yes? Yes. Of course you are." -- My Cat (the Russian Mobster of Animals), Probably

"Oh no, no no no no! Why did you bring that up here!? Arggghhhhh!!!" --My Wife, Definitely

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

This is a risky move if you or your neighbors use insecticides.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or, both your spider and roach population explode because they've formed an ecosystem. Roaches eat spiders for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I declare exterminatus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That's why I run my ac during the winter. I am a snowman, they are not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

So you have chosen death

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Glad they don't exist where I live

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Here comes my boot sorry