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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

They only people I know who play 40k are obsessed with Orks. Dunno what kind of person that makes them, but at least they aren't nazis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

That makes them fun

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

It might be the same phenomenon as bimbofication / puppygirl stuff, where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

Also known as "Waaaaaaagh"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

We got football, pints and coke for that, mate

Wait a minute

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I have plenty of experience there

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 hours ago

> join good group

> look inside

> neo-nazis

[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I was briefly into 40k in the 00s, but once the 2010s started I slowly started getting an ick feeling from it but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

specifically, I was still cool with most of the lore, but the Imperium fanboys were getting to be unfun to be around. As I got older and wised up, I figured out around the same time many others did, that these same people just had a fascism fetish in general.

so with all that said.

Death to the false emperor Let the galaxy burn BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago

As someone who likes the Space Marines, but hates Nazis and understands that Warhammer 40k is satire, I'm greatly saddened by the Fascism fan boys in the community.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Prosper like Tau shall.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I also played around the same time as you, but by total chance almost our entire group played xenos. I was craftworlds and harlequins, there was a necron player, a tau player, a tyranids player, and an orks player. We had one space marine player, I had a very small grey knights army, the necron guy had a small guard army, and a couple of chaos players. It was quite jarring to see how much GW and the hobby at large focussed on the Imperium

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

i never even got to the play stage. I got frustrated with the cost of materials, and having to learn how to paint, it was like trying to run 2 hobbies at once. ended up selling my stuff. so my interest was mostly video games. and still then, theres only a handful of 40K games I liked

tried it again in the later 2010s, same effect, i wont make the mistake a 3rd time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

If the setting and tabletop gameplay interest you but the craft and painting side plus the associated cost puts you off, it might be worth looking into Tabletop Simulator. Basically a virtual tabletop, and one of the many things you can play on it is WH40k - and now, of course, all the models come pre-"painted" and at no additional cost per model

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 hours ago

It's quite simple really.

If they play the Death Korps of Krieg, who look like this they're probably really nice people.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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