this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I found the people my age on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you're a hip young dude as well?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brain says yes, back says I’m an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better get a tie breaker from the knees

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knees are refusing to negotiate without ibuprofen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the prostate have to say?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Check engine light is on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

We're here, we're tubular, get used to it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hi there!
/waves nerdily

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Letting the stardate incrementally increase, observing the spacetime holding me down
Letting the stardate incrementally increase, temporal anomalies flowing all around
Into another strange new world, after the mission's done
Once in an episode, evil twins all around

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ah, I love the Vocally Communicating Thought Generators.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At first I thought Data was running a DND campaign

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

"You are currently situated amongst the thick foliage of an M-class planet. Presently, it is the nocturnal phase of that region. Therefore, your visibility is severely limited."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monooxide to immobilize me. Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monoxide traversing subterranean layers. Into the azure colored atmosphere once more, when the currency has been expended. A single moment in the years that consist of a lifespan and liquid dihydrogen monooxide traversing subterranean layers.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aesthetically pleasing residence!"

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aesthetically pleasing Bynar spouse!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“I observe as the Earth rotates!”

“I allow dihydrogen monoxide to suppress my being”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The IUPAC-compliant nomenclature for that liquid substance is oxidane, although care must still be used, as oxidane refers to the specific molecule in all temperature ranges and matter configurations.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Letting the stardates roll by, empty space flowing under-hull

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Into the black again, after the latinum's gone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Once on a continuing mission, timespace flowing under-hull

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

It's Data's take on Talking Head's Once in a Lifetime.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found the person younger than my age on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I doubt that more and more every year. I'm not young, just clueless about a lot of media.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Identical in nature throughout existence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Dihydrogen monoxide is in motion beneath the surface.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Once in a lifetime...which, due to the positronic composition of my neural net, equates to roughly once every ten thousand Earth years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Picard: "Mr. Data, I'm asking you quite strenuously to uninstall the David Byrne voice module immediately."

Data: "Please exercise caution; one may attain their desires unexpectedly. Individuals of moderate age, peculiar but not unfamiliar. I am a standard android, in the process of generating heat within this habitation."

Riker: "Geordi, switch him off, now!"

Data: "This is not my beautiful shutdown sequence. This is not my beautiful disconnection process."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

As the stardates pass behind us

Dihydrogen monoxide flowing beneath