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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You drink the potion, and now your desire to fuck the fire elemental is gone. You have successfully resisted its sexual wiles.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

87% damage is still crispy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

everyone feel a bit of pain in their first time

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You probably gonna need better fire resistance than that. Duration is negotiable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You don't seem to be taking the warmth into account. Both values are negotiable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does 87% of literal fire qualify as warmth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Depends on the fire, and your stats

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Interspecies reviewers anime th-1957444934

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Not yet, but I will soon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Choose Breton for 25% magic resistance, or Dunmer for 50% fire resistance. Get the Magic Resistance Alteration perk at 3rd level for another 30%. Get the Lord Stone and the Agent of Mara perk by doing the quest in Riften. That gets you to the 85% magic resistance cap. Good luck fucking atronachs.

Alternatively, you can get over 100% spell absorption with the Atronach stone and perk, and wearing Miraak's armor. Or be extra sneaky and take the Necromage Restoration perk and becoming a vampire, thus making those effects 25% stronger. Note that having 100% spell absorption means you can't cast beneficial spell effects on yourself or summon atronachs which defeats the point

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But what will I do for the remaining 58 seconds?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Undercook minute rice

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There are SO MANY women (and men) (and elves) (and orcs) to bone in skyrim, why choose fire?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

This is a huge money saver. I've had to replace so many microwaves after melting a flashlight in them. They can only get so hot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

username checked out... 🤪

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Char broiled hotdog

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m hearing you, but where would you even stick it? There’s no hole

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You just gotta move those crispy panties aside...