Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2024
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If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife
Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.
乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?
Isn't it obvious?
Something is something foot?
Ooooh something is afoot!
Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.
It's supposed to say ElBarto, but I'm guessing some of the characters won't show for you.
Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to "a foot". But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.
Sounds like an SCP
Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.
"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."
Don't you even take the bones out?
If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger
Won't they suffocate? 🦀
Nah they have gills, silly
Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.
We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
But it's still a crab!
Probably taste better than they currently do.
For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.
"This creme egg is crunchier than I'm used to..."
Those would be popular in Asia.
Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time..
Everything keeps evolving into crabs!
Seems like an SCP
Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!
Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?
I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.
Very disappointed, 1 star.