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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 hours ago

I ran out to Walmart to grab my kid some cough medicine. It was locked behind the cabinet and since it was later than 6pm they couldn't unlock it and told me to come back tomorrow.

I will never go back to Walmart for medicine...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

Honestly, the first thing i thought when hearing those measures was that it would only highlight how much more convenient online shopping is versus the store.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No shit.

No better way to kill brick and mortar than to make people interact more just to be able to pay you money for something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Not brick and mortar but a couple of sports leagues I was involved in. "We shouldn't make it hard for people to give us money".

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Exactly - you see the little lock thing on the display and you're like, aww shit I have to go find an employee, nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Every single time I see it, I add it to my Amazon cart. It's not great.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"I don't want to bother them, they're busy"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

And understaffed

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Now do one about the overworked pharmacists

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I wish the pharmacy was still owned by the pharmacist

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I wish doctors' practices were still owned by doctors.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Can you imagine? That would be awesome. I could pay directly to the person providing me a service instead of dealing with all the middle men

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

They have played us all for absolute fools

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

No shit. There was briefly an electronics store in the 90s where literally everything was priced low, but it was allllll locked up, either behind glass or held to the countertop with a security wire. I can't even remember the name of it. It was like grand opening, grand closing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well yeah… if you’ve got everything locked up you need to find one of the few staff left who is under far too much pressure to deal with customers.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's the fucking worst. Say I need a toothbrush, new mascara, and cough syrup. That's gonna be at least 10 minutes waiting for the one overworked staff member to unlock the case at each of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A toothbrush? In the U.K. they’re like 2 quid …we’re actually gonna end up with people using Amazon for their shop for everything. It won’t end up with your weekly shopping trip being from the same place either.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (10 children)

They're super cheap here too, but Walgreens at almost every location I've been to locks up absolutely everything

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

To be fair Walgreens happily marks a $1 brush up to $5

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Especially when you have one employee trying to cover the entire 16,000 square foot store. She isn't able to stop checking people out to come help me get allergy medicine? It's pretty bad when Walmart provides a better experience .

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

Several of the Walmart locations near me do this as well, now. One of them locks up diapers and baby formula, deodorant, shaving products, cough and allergy medications, basically all of their cosmetics department, the entirety of the tools department, most of paints, and all of electronics except for some reason the DVD's. This is in addition to the usual stuff that's under lock and key like the jewelry counter, ammo, and knives.

As a result, as if I didn't already need a reason, I just don't go there anymore.

Retailers have consistently made retail shit, and then they turn around and whine that they're losing money because everyone is shopping online. Well, this is surely another part of it. What customer is going to stand around waiting for one of the three employees you have left in the store find the keys and unlock the cabinet to buy a fucking can of shaving cream and perp walk them to the checkout so they can pay right then and there versus just having Amazon deliver it tomorrow without the hassle?

And thus, Amazon takes over another few square feet of the world.

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