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[–] [email protected] 2 points 40 minutes ago

Even if every single person in the world had a unique gender, you could store that in 33 bits

You can store that in a small QR code

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

lets burn down our civilizations by spending all our wealth discussing this

The issue is based on legal terminology. Gender isn't a legal thing only pushed into our vocabulary.

Allocate an unbound memory blob and sit back for the herd of the Rust coders to line up. Sell them a soda while they do their best chicken parody

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

No Y = 0

Presence of Y = 1

Looks like you can express it with binary if you want, though you would need an interpreter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Imagine confusing gender and sex in 2025

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

That's a chromosome you encoded there which is one of a few markers that define sex, not gender.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago)

Same thing

It’s meaningless to who the individual is, unless you’re a conservative that believes playing with dolls or wearing makeup makes you a girl but then I don’t care for your opinion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So many other things are also non-binary, but people insist that not being 100% on their side means you're a million percent on the extreme opposite hateful wrong side.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Absolutely. My baseline is that I want everyone to be treated equally and with respect. I want everyone have the same protections from the government and everyone to be allowed to be and to love whoever they want.

Past that, it gets into minutia I just can't get on board with and it's hurting the left as a whole because people are trying to force language and thought policing on people, which I don't like, it's authoritarian, and I think it's a losing strategy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe it can be represented by 1qbit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

I don't think so, because with qubits the intermediate values can be non binary but the end result must be binary when read. Unless you wanna make a joke about filling out government forms I guess lol.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

literally discussed with my friends the other day that gender is like a vector in Hilbert space

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who get ternary; those who don't; those who thought this was going to be a binary joke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who get quaternary; those who don't; those who thought this was going to be a ternary joke; those who can see where this is going...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I might be a slow learner but I'm catching on...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

Regardless of what base you're using, 10 is always the nth number. In base 10 (normal numbers), 10 is 10th. In base 2 it is the 2nd.

  1. 1
  2. 10
  3. 11

In base 16 (hexadecimal) it is the 16th.

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. 6
  7. 7
  8. 8
  9. 9
  10. A
  11. B
  12. C
  13. D
  14. E
  15. F
  16. 10

The original joke is "there are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't l" because 10 in binary is 2 in base 10. But they're pointing out that a similar joke works for all bases of numbers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

ah I see, you are the 10th kind!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

every base is base 10

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My gender is e, which can be represented by neither integers nor floating points.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Can it be expressed or represented approximately in IEEE-754 form?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Always approximated, never truly represented 😞

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Unless your encoding has a special value that, by definition, is euler's constant :p

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Ah so ur gender can be represented in UTF 8.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago

Everything can be represented approximatively.

e = π = 3

[–] [email protected] 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Obviously, there is True, False and FILE_NOT_FOUND

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Better than having your gender datatype being a Bobool3ol and evaluating to "Tru(🍒🎂🍒)lse".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Choose one class of gender:

  • Natural
  • Rational
  • Irrational
  • Complex
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That's a very quaternionphobic list.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

this is p-adic gender erasure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

It is definitely complex numbers in polar form

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (4 children)

I've been thinking about this now and again. IMO gender, if one insists on tracking it at all (which I mostly find counterproductive), would need to be a vector / tuple of floating-point values. The components would be something like:

  1. Sexual Development Index: Encodes chromosomal sex, genitalia, and other primary sexual characteristics (X/Y chromosome ratio).
  2. Hormonal Balance & Secondary Sexual Characteristics: Combines hormonal levels and the resulting secondary traits (body hair, muscle mass, etc.).
  3. Brain Structure: A dimension indicating how a person's brain structure aligns with typical male or female patterns.
  4. Gender Identity: A measure of self-identified gender, representing the psychological and social dimension.
  5. Fertility/Intersex Traits: A combined measure of fertility potential and the presence of intersex traits (e.g., ambiguous genitalia, mixed gonadal structures, etc.).

Ideally it would track the specific genes that code for all of the above factors, but unfortunately science hasn't got those down yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

A good way would be to create as many variables as possible that map anything relevant, genes, upbringing, sexual and gender expression, etc., and then doing a PCA to reduce the defining vector to as few elements as possible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

I like how you think but I'm not sure if that alone will hold water. A variable can vary wildly even though it's not very relevant to the property you're interested in, and PCA would consider such a variable to be very significant. Perhaps a neural network could find a latent space. But ideally we want the components to have some intuitive meaning for humans.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

Also genes is only half of it. Expression of genes is another, complicated story.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Gender Identity, now with linear algebra. Those 3b1b videos are going to be super useful, but not in the way the author intended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

These are all measurable except 4

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

We may have discovered gender entropy, Shannon would be proud

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Gender is not a boolean value.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

🚫 const gender

👉 var gender

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

khm, khm
let gender

please don't use deprecated syntax

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

May be gdscript

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And liable to type conversion errors and precision loss.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

Jesus, why'd you have to bring floating point and machine precision into the conversation? Now I won't sleep. And the nightmares will be worse than before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

A boolean variable?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

0100100100100111011011010010000001100001001000000111001001101111011000100110111101110100001000000110000101110100011101000111001001100001011000110111010001100101011001000010000001110100011011110010000001101101011000010110011101101110011001010111010001110011

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

There are 2⁶⁴ genders

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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