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[–] [email protected] 294 points 2 days ago (4 children)

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn't know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 225 points 2 days ago (5 children)

We fired our fact-checkers, so we cannot verify whether that is true or not.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

True or not, this is the outcome we deserve.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

It's the outcome I want to believe as well.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i would like to post a community note saying that i personally believe it to be true

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can assure you it is true as I was there. I was the $100 note.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I can also assure you it is true. I was given a $100 not.. uh wait no you didn't hear that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Literally everything about it's anecdotal so the best result a fact-checker could have is a shrug.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Nah they have actual footage from the event

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The AI replacement says this is true.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They couldn't before they fired them either, so not a lot has changed. Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

I think the goal was to flag benign content as misinformation to push truthful content to the same level as flat earth content.

So doing exactly what was intended.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Look at mister MVP over here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

ahahahaha, thanks for linking

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's playing checkers, she's playing 3d go.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think 3d go is called gone

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dealer's choice ehh? Let's go with "explosive herpes".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doctor's have never seen anything like it before, explosive, just completely explosive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Like a minefield around the mouth that usually looks like almost everything just went off. The boils in-between could get pretty huge for the face, too. Like a quarter inch. I actually have a dormant variety because I once tried to hug mom and a few of them popped. She screamed and hit me and made me promise to never do it again...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

To shreds you say

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Sounds like something will Farrell would say. Approved.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

$500 minimum, and I'd really have to think hard about it.
$1000, done deal.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Even at $100 it's a pretty reasonable time/compensation ratio, assuming you only have to spend like 10 minutes on actual performance time.

Of course there is potentially travel time and the overhead of communicating ahead of time to set up the prank.

May not be worth it if you have a full time job already.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any acting student would take the 100 gladly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any ~~acting~~ student would take the 100 gladly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

> Any ~~acting~~ student would ~~take~~ the 100 ~~gladly~~.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

any ~~acting~~ ~~stu~~Dent would take ~~100~~ his towel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Eh I'd even take the gig for an entire evening

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's reasonable for a steady gig but not for a one-off contract.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Sorry, someone else already has the job. Thanks for your application though!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Oh I would have totally done this lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Oh shit I wanna do this

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've got some free time but I don’t think I could pass for twenty. RIP, $100.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sounds like the basis of a very healthy marriage!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

he sounds playful. They will be alright

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

This is definitely healthy marriage shit. And a marriage that is better off than at least half. Humor is a necessary ingredient to happiness and the crazier the better sometimes.

Edit: and if it wouldn't work on your marriage, one or both of you is fragile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Once again a random user diagnoses a marriage from a single post. What a time we live in to have access to so many skilled experts capable of diagnosing such things with just a little bit of information!

I think they'll be fine: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrisonburg/comments/1hvdyv8/fake_kidpissed_wife_epilogue/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I really want to know how this played out

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

What a great story. I love both her reaction to his "son" and her reaction to finding out it was an act.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Thanks! That was a fun read :)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I like how OP denotes the actors, as to be very clear in his description of how he's either going to get divorced or murdered.

Let's pretend you accomplish this and she sees the err of her ways. Then what? She's going to kill you when she finds out the kid is not really yours.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually it went really well. The wife thought it was hilarious, according to the husband.

"I can't decide what amused her more... the effort I put into the ruse or the fact that I ended up proving her right in the process. [...She said] 'Next time you can save $100 and just assume you're wrong.'"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll be damned. He found someone to match his crazy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not as uncommon as sitcoms make it seem. My wife--brilliant, hilarious, way smarter and better at things than I am--would probably think it was hilarious, too. It wouldn't work for our situation (we got together too early in life for it to be believable), but I wouldn't expect any backlash.

I would expect payback in-kind, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My wife found out last year that her mom cheated and that her dad was not her biological dad. He didn't know either. 3 months later he died. Then when she found her biological dad, he had just died too. Then her mom got divorced from her current husband.

Ain't NO way am I fucking around with that right now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Whoa. Yep, I'd call that...like, the dictionary definition of reading the room. Yikes.

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