this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Beef Stroganoff has invaded Poland.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sir, a second beef stronagov has hit the world trade center.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Beef Stroganoff has won the FIFA World Cup

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Notify me when they invent Beef Stroganon

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get the original joke, but I also couldn't help but read it as "Beef Stro-Ganon" and imagining what that Zelda boss fight would look like.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Breath of the Wild introduced cooking, with the amount of magic involved in that world it's only a matter of time before it goes wrong.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've tried this play on words with like 5 different people and it never gets a rise out of anyone. People have turned into unfeeling automatons.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you sure they weren’t automatoffs?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, it's probably your delivery.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have broken all conventions. I am giving up English.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who gives up English? I could see left English or right English, but up?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I give out English.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Y'all are letting English down.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

At first I thought the meme was that "Daily" was checked.

"New reporting in... beef stroganoff remains the same as yesterday. Still delicious."

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only daily? I want hourly updates about beef stroganoff, dammit!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you for subscribing to Beef Stroganoff Facts!

Did you know that beef stroganoff is named after one of the members of the influential Stroganov family? A legend attributes its invention to French chefs working for the family, but several researchers point out that the recipe is a refined version of older Russian dishes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Thank you for being a valued Beef Stroganoff Facts subscriber!

Did you know that after the fall of Tsarist Russia, the recipe was popularly served in the hotels and restaurants of China before the start of World War II? Russian and Chinese immigrants, as well as US servicemen stationed in pre-Communist China, brought several variants of the dish to the United States, which may account for its popularity during the 1950s. It came to Hong Kong in the late fifties, with Russian restaurants and hotels serving the dish with rice but not sour cream.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.

Is funny how often they ask.

They seem to check if I'm still married each month as well. Easy money.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How much do you earn from this stuff?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

About $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Keep in mind that if they can afford to give you that much, it must be worth more than that to whoever they are selling it to

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I'd been divorced yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Google: Hey, how's it going with Samantha, you guys good?

Me: Great, why do you ask?

Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently Brazilians make a variation of beef stroganoff that uses ketchup. If I had been signed up for these alerts I could have done something to stop that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I don't really like ketchup, but as a Brazilian I'm happy you did nothing to stop us. Our Stroganoff is amazing

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, so this is where the memes come from. I was wondering why there were so many in my morning feed XD

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

she strogan me off til I beef

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BEHOLD!

Beef Stroganoff II!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Beef boogaloo

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jan Misali's 2022 Toki Pona language cover of the Symphogear "Beef Stroganoff" song is nearing its 40,000th view on YouTube. Whether this entertaining deconstruction of a beef Stroganoff recipe will reach this milestone of popularity this year or next remains to be seen. "Moku Sutolokanopu" is the most popular song about beef Stroganoff of the 2020s thus far, and the most popular song about beef Stroganoff in the Toki Pona language of all time.

That concludes this year's big Stroganews. Thank you for your attention.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The hero we need.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Beef Stroganoff has stolen your girl

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I need real-time updates on my beef stroganoff

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

What do you call a cow when it's masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Define "something big", mr google.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is your safe search enabled?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, mr google. Please define "something big"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

She beefing on my stroga until i noff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Beefjob tutorial please

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Beef Stroganoff wins the 2023 Ballon d'Or, mystifying football fans and chefs alike

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