Ok, I tilted my phone and shoved it up my butt... now what? I never get these memes, I must be getting old.
Edit: hold on someone's calling me...
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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The pro strat is to first post something extremely controversial on twitter
Good soldiers follow orders.
Reminds me of these.
LMAO that's amazing
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FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!
We'll fuck your wife!
Don't tell me what i can or can't do.
FUCK YOU
Don't fit :(
Damn, I thought it was going to say The Game
Boo! I just lost
Reeling imagining the prolapse. I can't do width lol
Not with that attitude you can't.
Well I guess it is a good build up to a whole fist...
On a Samsung Fold thats open to wide screen: Use one eye only. Two eyes makes it overlap, at least at the distance I held it.
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
It works a lot better if you close one eye
I am genuinely curious though about how this thing works, how does changing the angle make it readable?
the perspective makes the text appear shorter, while staying the same width, which gives it normal text proportions. its hard to read when stretched out because your brain has to follow thin lines (next to each other) to form letters
Shove it up your butt
Worked. :)
You made me stand up and look down at my computer monitor. Up yours asshole!
I'd love to see one of these as a scannable barcode
Look from the charger port
Uhh, what
They meant like this:
Only using one eye can also help in reading it.
I'm reading this post through my charging port and I can't see anything
This is a joke, right?
Yea
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https://piped.video/_rkwLrlJasM?si=MEidYrak0eJix3XQ
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/_rkwLrlJasM?si=MEidYrak0eJix3XQ
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.