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The fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's always the answer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Easy solution: wake up from the delusion. Its made up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (9 children)

If my son was living NEET I would take away masturbation privileges too so he would move the fuck out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And what about when they call your bluff and turn "semen inspection time" into a "guess where I came this time" game?

Then combine it with the "release numbered animals" and say there was n+1 to find when there's really only n.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Ahahahaha well I guess then I’ll have to kick em out. Can’t outsmart me when I hold the trump cards.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Of course a christian user said this there is no other way someone would post this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you need to read their name again

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am so not a Christian my guy

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno feels a lot like a facebook mom from a cult or strict curch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe if this was a 16 year old or something, but this is a 22 year old man who cannot find a way to get tissue paper without his mother. This is something different.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does uv light actually do that? I thought they had to spray some stuff to make it actually detect fluids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Luminol is a chemical that reacts with hemoglobin to glow where very small amounts of blood might have been. That's usually sprayed, for detecting much smaller concentrations than what would show up under a UV light. That might be what you're thinking of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I know from personal experience that splooge does not fluoresce under uv. Pee does however.

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