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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I've heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Ah yes, you've "heard of it"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How much volume are you guys cumming?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

About half a cup or so, but when I forget the semen knife it clogs the drain real fast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Several hundred litres each time, as is per usual

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men's bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people's rooms

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn't assume they were real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The floods were definitely real

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.

Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It seems more controlling than sociopathic. Sociopathic would be if the mother received pleasure from hurting him and others in some deranged and unnecessary manner. For example, she would find a way for him to hurt himself and others while taking care of business, while she enjoys the pain he and others experience.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

I'm saying anon should cream into his mum's panties.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don't have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are "snot rags" anymore.

Edit: What's with the downvotes?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

into the toilet???

also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

4chan posts are never fake though

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Is she checking her own socks and underwear?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

That's a bit extreme don't you think?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I am definitely old. I no longer understand the internet.

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