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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

This one is accurate.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

The cart returns itself, of course.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

#JusticeForHarry

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes...harry does...and no one else....

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back

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