I assume pizza delivery times will be through the roof, so I'd try to get mine in ASAP.
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Meh. I can still doom scroll in that time. Best use of my time I tell you.
Get with my kids and hang out... wherever. No basement, so either in a bathroom or get in a car and park it around behind my house and hope it's enough to protect us from the blast. If it doesn't, at least I'll be together with my kids when it happens.
If Iβm in a country that isnβt at war, and has a strong military:
Ignore it and go about what I was doing. Later on, probably read about some idiot who sent the warning by accident.
Possibly, die in a fiery explosion.
Double it and give it to the next person
I'm going to the drug store to buy them out of iodine. If I survive, probably going to need it.
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Bro, just grab the stuff before others take it. There aint laws when missiles by flying.
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Seek immediate shelter, probably. And wonder why someone would send a ballistic missile to New Hampshire.
If I'm at work, I go to the gym (the gym's in a cold war bomb shelter) if I'm at home I start heading north. Put a couple of mountains between me and the city.
I'd either go take a nap, or go hide in my basement. Not sure which.
Nap in the basement?
Maybe but my bed is comfier lol
I'm going to get some beer and weed and enjoy the rest of my day.
I'd be setting off the pair of sirens I own, then awaiting the inevitable. Thankfully I live in an area where the chance of being vaporized is quite high.
Take me and my cat down to the basement with my phone, water, power bank and lantern/candles, call my mom so we could all be on the phone together, and hope I'm taken out instantly.
I'd probably be safe and sound, since I'm in a small town a bit away from Melbourne, so an air strike wouldn't affect me unless they tzar bomba the shit out of Melbourne.
meh, radiations not yummy, but you would be safe from immediate danger
If you're my family, sleep through it while I frantically close windows because I didn't know what else to do. Most Hawaii homes have no basements usually, so its kind of just fucked