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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's a passage in the old testament that reads, "Though you soar like the eagle and make your nest among the stars, from there I will bring you down, declares the Lord" which sounds a lot like it's saying even the stars aren't out-of-bounds.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The old testament also says we should stone people for working on Sunday. I am not sure it holds much credibility.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Tbf I like to get stoned on Sundays too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'm not sure what source other than the bible you propose to answer a question on Christain doctrine?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Are you saying that I should stop throwing rocks at open shops on Sundays? Then what am I to do after Sunday services?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Why is that even a question?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because in traditional Christian mythology, heaven is in the sky. This was a very common belief in the area at the time, occurring in Roman and Jewish mythology as well. It was used as a sign of approval of the gods or deification of the individual.

Similarly, hell is down.

If you’re above the sky, you’re out of bounds.

They could have just had him disappear while making an obnoxious noise, like the TARDIS. That would have avoided all of this confusion.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Right? If the Christian god exists, it's domain isn't just restricted to Earth. They ostensibly created the whole universe.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think that it is a joke and not meant to be taken so seriously

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I can imagine it started that way. "Hey dude, guess what nonsense I've dreamed last night. Bet you Bert will eat it as real..."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I mean I feel like the tower of Babyl story kinda proves that was the goal.

Humans made a tower trying to reach the heavens so god fucked up our language.

But he was perfectly okay with us building rockets and going to the moon.

So either the tower of Babyl had already breached atmosphere when god shut it down or he wanted humans to stay on earth

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

You could argue the Tower of Babyl story is more about hubris. Even if it wouldn't work, building it with the intention to physically enter heaven is hubris. Nobody is building and launching a Saturn V with the expectation that the astronauts are going to step off the craft in the middle of heaven.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Clearly you've never heard of Space Jesus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Anyone getting to space alive used heresy to do it. Eternel hellfire it is. Ain't 'love' grand?