this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...squeeze your meat?

I guess that does make me happy.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel the gold coming from your heart.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's compressed cholesterol.

Compressterol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

It's clamping time!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How long before the repost with 'Whoa Black Betty' as the caption?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

be the repost you wish to see in this world

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

To AI's credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I wonder if newer AI models are going to have to learn what "AI Generated" is supposed to look like, and how ironic it would be it they had to output worse quality in order for people to accept it was AI generated. Maybe "Gen[1/2/3/4]_AI" would be better, like how we have console generations and stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This surely is an euphemism for something...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Was trying to figure out what "clap your hams" meant before seeing another comment saying "clamp"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If you’re happy and you know it, hamp your clams

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hamping, that's what hampers do, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.