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Anon is SpongeBob (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

CHOO CHOO

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago

This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

What about touching other peoples' dicks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Dick is dick I'd say

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

My wife is definitely gay then

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"hear me out man"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

"I have an idea for a great prank."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 14 hours ago

Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Tim is getting married at ~22?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Americans marry early. And often.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

whats wrong with that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

So much.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (14 children)

My family all got married at age 16-18. I waited until age 22 and am still married nearly 20 years later while they are all divorced. Nothing wrong with waiting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Heh. Tell me your from Utah without telling me you’re from Utah.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 18 hours ago (16 children)

Is that strange where you are from?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I got married while in school and just before starting my internship. Going through school married is awesome.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?

Edit: a word

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.