High precision cannon modified to launch pizza boxes ... then just park it about half a kilometer in front of the building.
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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Can’t imagine the wait times for elevators at whatever the start/end of normal working hours must be.
Poor delivery guy 📦 😰😂
Such buildings allow for great efficiency (it probably has its own stop on some kind of rail transit and still a reasonable cost of living) and that includes pizza delivery. Imagine delivering multiple orders a minute. The salary (and tips, even outside the US) would be great. They will probably even allow you to call the elevator with an app before you walk to it for extra speed.
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These types of apartments interest me a lot, they become cities in one of themselves, a livable Kowloon
Malls, gyms, restaurants all in the apartment because of how high the density is
Reminds me of Arcologies in Sim City 2000.
Everybody wants Forest Arcos but they keep building Darco Arcos.
One family size pizza margarita to Ms. Wu.
Everyone eats pizza, Everyone is lactose intolerant, Everyone flushes
Do they generally bring it to your door?
Where I live they just call you that they're waiting outside and wait for you to come pick it up. Same goes for delivery drivers. Sometimes they don't even leave the car.
That sucks. Ours come to the door. To me that's part of the point, you don't want to leave your home, so you order something, right?
What a bunch of lazy fucks.
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And people say China is not a dystopia
Most of them with no window.
Guaranteed it's the KFC delivery man who's going to have a problem.
Yeah that’s a leave it in the lobby and lot god sort it out kind of delivery
Originally a hotel now full of influencers must have some interesting quirks
God, I hate influencers. I know I probably sound like a geezer, but their whole stchtick is encouraging us to buy useless shit. Before, we had adverts, but now we have people who dedicate their waking hours to this, and for peanuts, unless they are highly successful