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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Trump surrounds himself with Yes Men who constantly just kiss his ass.... Is that why you two get along so well?"

Or on a more realistic note I'd ask him about climate change and try to understand what twisted logic he's using to justify his actions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You’re giving him too much time to explain his stupidity.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

It depends. Am I armed?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Can I please be seated anywhere else

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why do you think nobody has killed you yet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I would kindly ask him to shove a cactus up his ass :3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You've gone from being perceived as an inspiring intelligent neurodiverse outsider, to an evil good for nothing oligarch. Can you imagine what the impact would be if you would announce tomorrow, that you would give all or most of your shares to the employees that work for your companies, and you would state to the world that having (hecto)billionaires is dangerous and immoral, and that being one you experienced first hand that it is psychologically harmful, that you lost sense of who you were, but now want to return to your innocence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Bet you can't end world hunger"

"Excuse me?"

"So, Bezos was right?"

"Now listen here you little shit.."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

"How many billions is enough?"

I'm guessing the answer would be something like "It's never enough."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'd ask for his wife's number

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

How's your family?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Excuse me, but you look familiar. Where do I know you from? Elon Musk? Do you sell perfume? X.com? Is that a porn site?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"One day a man invited him into a richly furnished house, saying 'be careful not to spit on the floor.' Diogenes, who needed to spit, spat in his face, exclaiming that it was the only dirty place he could find where spitting was permitted."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"I brought you a cup of hot novachuk tea."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

What's it like to have all your kids hate you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d ask him how his values were so easily changed by a comedian and his roving troupe of rude boys.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Impossible. I’d never put myself in a situation where it’s possible to sit next to this asshole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Your bones will look the same as the homeless guy out front's"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"How many of your kids hate you?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You already know. You don't even have to ask. You know exactly what any one of us on this site would do to Elon Musk or Donald Trump behind closed doors, and you know without even thinking about it for a second.

...whatever it may be.

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