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Makers of Scrub Daddy Release New “Scrub Sub” For Those Filthy, Dirty, Misbehaving Stains (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Does the mouth of the sponge come in tighter sizes?

I'm asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I ate the onion on this one lol

They should. It would sell