Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Why did the old man fall down the watering hole?" Better to leave the punchline out of the run-up, imo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well said.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yes. My favourite of all time. XD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Alright Andy, don't you have a door to open?

Wait, did you hear that?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Because he was the CEO of a health insurance company.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I understand the elation, but the joke doesn't work..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Neither does the private health insurance industry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.