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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I, for one, welcome our new skanking overlords and look forward to serving them in the brass mines

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

DON'T STOP SKANKING

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

You God damned Skank

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's probably where its headed. At least that's the impression to that I get.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to those who have

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I for one have never knocked on wood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

did you know someone who has?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, which makes me wonder if I should

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I love ska. But a whole eternity of it? It's just way too much.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Doot Doot 🎺🎺

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Thank Mr Skanktal

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It did and I was quite surprised when I've learned that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Jazz is my passion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This AI is clearly…

one step beyond.

(I’ll go get me coat)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

D0010010100t d100101000101t

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

do they have lungs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ska sucks, the bands are only in it for the bucks. Oi Oi Oi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

And if you don't believe me youre a shmuck!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

We have to find John Connor to protect the future of the resistance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

If Skynet is improvisational jazz, then we need to ban all AI right now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

This is the future 100 gecs wants

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

And everything's gonna be

alright

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’d much prefer cold, soulless murder machines

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Even tha AI is taking out our honest Driving Crooners job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

For the machine is immortal, I say.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I don't know... I feel like you're going One Step Beyond with that prediction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

SELL OUT WITH ME TONIGHT. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST IT IS A COMMAND.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

cool. cool.