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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My favorite were the phobia shows. Like some lady would come on and cry about how she's scared of cotton balls and then Mid-Sentence a dude in a cotton ball suit would come out and chase her around the studio.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol wait, the RuPaul's Drag Race bit with the pickle suit was based on a real thing?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Never see the show but if it was something like that then yes. I think it was Maury povich that did them the most? This wasn't a one-off

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I seen the one with pennies. Was amazing.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That would make a killer one shot RPG.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I outrolled you all on Dwight and claim him for my own.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, please. If I still DnD'd, I would. All you need is a justification for them all to meet up at a Mazzio's

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

rogue, bard, warlock, barbarian, druid

seems like a balanced party

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They putting “Ann” in quotes because it’s a fake name to protect her identity?

Or that’s her street name like Little Ice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think it’s condescension.

And over here we have “Aaaann” who doesn’t even fuckin know how to make guacamole! Can you believe it?!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since he’s too young, maybe Little Ice can not make the margaritas and Ann can not make the guacamole for their next party. They also need a guy named Chip, I’ll let you guess what he can’t make.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

John said he’ll bring the chips as long as there’s a bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is my D&D group doing on here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neutral evil, lawful good, chaotic good, true neutral, lawful evil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't Little Ice count as Lawful Evil?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know. And if you don't, you will by the end of the episode.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You are NOT the dungeon master!

*Chair throwing intensifies

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha! I was wondering if that last kid is this kid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nah that's Brent

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of my cousins was on a show like that. She was also on Sex Sent me to the ER. When she was on the talk show, it was the classic, "Is he the father?". The only issue was that her boyfriend is Korean and her baby is white. We also all knew he'd been on the couch for years. They had her mom (my aunt) call in and call her out. It was pretty entertaining, but sooooooo trashy.

Here's an article (receipts) about the first episode I mentioned:

https://www.wtvr.com/2014/06/24/sex-sent-me-to-the-er

Also, if anyone is wondering why she had a stroke, she says she discovered she had a rare disease, but munchausen and compulsive lying are common in my family. I'd take it with a grain of salt.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is the kind of stuff that pulled an audience. Thats why Jerry Springer and Dr Phil were so popular

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump should appoint Dr Phil to something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's already head of the secret courts, probably. Or was that Judge Judy?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I think she’s in charge of the nuclear codes. Her and Nancy grace. They have to both turn their keys at the same time to activate the launch sequence.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the US cared at all about mental health.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

protip: they don't

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These people look like they came out if the late 80's early 90's

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah this is a bit more 90s than 2000s. But there’s always some carryover from decade to decade.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not entirely positive Ricky lake was allowed into the 2000s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It’s weird, I keep seeing her show up on random shit lately. I think she was on the show Pictionary recently. And something else I can’t remember. Maybe Trump is apppointing her for something.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be honest with you Dianne, Im surprised.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I too was surprised he was a broom.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WHAEVA IT’S MY HOT BODY I’LL DO WHAT I WANT

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Chache me outside. How bout da?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Could have sworn that was Brent Rambo at the end.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

New smash lineup looks lit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Brendon, Brendon, Brendon... smh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Murray was all about these guests. Now, Murray is all about who’s the father.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Maury. I used to live in a shitty apartment with roommates and I was frequently unemployed. We got 3 channels on the rabbit ears so yeah I watched a lot of Maury.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hey that pinecone was a serious incident. A police officer felt threatened and shot his entire magazine into a nearby animal hospital. Thankfully he had loaded baby skull seeking bullets that day instead of the family dog seeking bullets he usually used. Massive casualties were avoided only by officer ButtBite's courageous decision to use baby skull seeking bullets instead of family dog seeking bullets. Everyone knows he has a phobia of family dogs. That poor traumatized man has been bitten 4 times by family dogs, they just hate him. His promotion ceremony is at 5 so we can make the primetime news with it. And in case anyone out there is worried, that villainous child is going to prison for years. He should be locked away for life after he endangered everyone with that pinecone!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I threw a pinecone back in the 90s. TIL I had what it takes to be famous.