TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2024
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This is brilliant.
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
And then poors the drink while holding the spread nut sack? Fucking talented fellow. A real catch.
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
I'm very open minded person, I think other peoples lifes are not my business and they can do whatever they want... BUT sometimes the youth make me feel like my grandma when she heard we could kiss someone without dating them. This post made me an old person horrified with the youth culture lol
I can tell you that the person in the text is like 45yo swinger
oh god
I feel like there might be a minimum age before being able to do this... I'm in my 40s and I don't think I could stretch out my 'bird bath' enough to pour a drink in it yet, except maybe on a particularly warm day...
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Why the straw though, what's wrong with lapping it up like a cat?
I took it like she's tryna fuck but isn't that into the guy.
She may end up with a dick in her eye.
My life would have been better not havimg suun diS
Fella had a stroke right there
Is this for like a seniors club? Don't feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.
Ive always had more scrote than nut
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I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.
That's nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian+Traffic+Cone
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I'm out
That's enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ
That's a bit much, I'll stick to the Rusty Trombone
Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above
For many years, my friends and I went to music festivals as The Rusty Trombone camp. We had a nice banner, people took photos of it. Unfortunately some asshole stole it one year when we weren't looking, and I don't have the patience to make another one. I'll post a picture if I find it.
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Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy 🤝🏼
Ain't love beautiful
Wouldn't this like... Hurt??
I assume you don't have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn't hurt at all.
The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That's the thing's whole job.
just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage
I don't think they're asking about the stretching, but about having a puddle of alcohol on your scrotum. That was my first thought as well. Probably okay if it's wine, but not sure about something high proof.
I was actually asking about the stretching more so than having alcohol down there. Well, TIL
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Maybe if you do it with a Bloody Mary because of the ~~tobacco~~ Tobasco sauce or have a cut on your nuts.
"Tobacco Sauce". That's what I'll start calling my morning loogies.
Fucking autocorrect. I didn't even notice lol
Why does this need to be a thing? I know it is, but people, seriously. Get on with life.
I'm not into that kind of club scene but they seem to be enjoying their lives. I approve.
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