Reminds me of a different 4chan post.
4chan
Greentexts, memes, everything 4chan.
Holy fucking based
This is the result of using black and white terminology for something that is a fluid scale. Square peg meets circle hole (although this guy definitely knows his holes).
That's right, it goes in the asshole
I wanted to make that reference, but you did it better
I'd bet he knows his pegs too. He only has the straightest kinds of anal sex.
I wanna get square pegged in my circle hole
I think you mean "square peg meats circle hole" amirite?
It almost sounds like you're implying he's "big enough" to be "acquainted" with his own holes.
Anon is 51.13% straight
If you're attracted only to women and femboys... Are you straight or bi? 🤔
If you really want to drill down a label it would be gynosexual. But for most, just means you're bi.
Who cares 🤷 yolo
Pure curiosity. I already want to bone everything with a pulse. And even some things without one.
Whoa hold up man, this is a Wendys.
Bi
Pan, no?
They're essentially the same thing.
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They say treat people how you want to be treated, but whenever I touch someone's butt they never touch mine. Sometimes they slap me on the face and I'm like "your aim is terrible!"
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Look there's places I want to stick my dick and all of them are none of your business (so just assume whichever is worst in your mind).
You're as straight or as bi as you want to be
Aren't 2/3 straight? Anon just because the boy is pretty, don't make them a woman. Didn't you learn that in sex Ed.
Fake and I'm projecting.