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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:

-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)

-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries

-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin

-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism's website (must bring own gallows parts)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Ouch. That hurt me right in the climate change.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I could only BE so lucky. Lockdowns were a boon on both my partner’s and my life. I feel horrid for folks who were affected negatively but it was the best two years of our life, doing nothing but experiencing each other alone at home.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

I thought it was great. The streets were clean, the skies were clear, the lines at the supermarket were short, traffic was minor... and despite what people claimed, you could go out for a walk whenever you wanted, at least around here.

I talked to my neighbors much more during lockdown than I do these days.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I loved lockdown. I had so much stuff in my chest freezer I got to use, we both lost a bunch of necessary weight due to actually following serving sizes. I beat like, three games in my backlog. Didn't have to visit anybody, didn't have to leave the house. I worked from home, and worked enough to pay off my student loans and buy two luxury watches. Plus donate to my alma mater's fund for students stuck on campus. That was after my month long furlough, that is. Where I spent my time baking and cleaning and painting and every week I trimmed my facial hair into worse and worse creations to annoy my wife. We got an inflatable hot tub. I set up a project in the basement. We got a dog. It was one of the best years of my adult life.

Only downside is my grandma died.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I’m so sorry about your gramma D: That absolutely sucks.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mis those days to. Cleaner air, relax living,...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Yhe lack of traffic in London was amazing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There was another lockdown?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, March 2025, don't you remember? Plate armour was back in for a while.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thank Christ we finally get away from the endless skinny jeans -> baggy jeans cycle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I could never find chain mail that fit properly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Way back in '25, yeah, it wasn't as big as the ones we had recently but they say the latest pandemic should start to clear up by next year. Hopefully it won't be like the predictions they made in 2034.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

back in '25

Me and some guys from school
We bought a van and we packed it hard:
Toilet rolls, masks, gasoline.
We thought we could resell it all to tards.

[–] [email protected] 213 points 2 days ago (24 children)

Americans aren't getting any lockdowns in the next 4 years regardless of any pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It won't be the pandemic it will be curfews when Trump enacts Marshall Law to combat the "dangerous brown people" in our cities.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

That Marshall guy sounds like a dick

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

What's the current meta for taking out an mrap or abrams?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think GOP won't go along

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

so which country do you hail from?

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh we’re getting lockdowns alright, just not related to anything the WHO will recommend.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Remember how ok conservatives were about the parts of covid you could be racist about? Yeah they're more or less going to do that but just those parts and probably unrelated to a virus.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

And the parts that inconvenienced them.

If NY was locked down with refrigerator trailers full of the dead, that’s fine. If Dallas has the same, fuckit, we’re going to Applebee's.

There’s a serious level of chauvinism to their ideological club.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Curious to know what you mean here.

What parts of a virus could they find to be racist about?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

A lot of people blamed Asians conceptually for Covid, everything from saying it came from eating dogs to the idea of the Chinese government making it on purpose.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about the woke mind virus pandemic?

/s

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Best anti immigration solution ever found: have a deadly unchecked pandemic

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Unfortunately I actually fear this may happen with the rise of MPOX in the states. If the people in charge of HHS and the Pandemic Response team get gutted or mislead then I fear we will be back to COVID lockdown but for MPOX.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I'm not really worried about a Mpox pandemic as it only spreads by touch as far as we know. My concern is bird flu. We're starting to see more cases of it infecting humans and if it turns into a pandemic is will likely be extremely deadly.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, they would probably make any effective controls illegal at the federal level so no lockdowns, masks or vaccines for the next pandemic in the US.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't worry there won't be a lockdown we'll just die

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