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[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That's fried rice, not white rice steamed or cooked in a rice cooker. I can imagine putting ketchup on a nigiri and immediately getting scolded in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fried rice, not normal rice

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Lol, we really don't do this. But it's fun to fuck with people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That's the joke

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 year ago (6 children)

As an Asian this whole thread feels so weird and I can't tell if people actually eat rice with ketchup or they are tricking me into trying an abomination

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

French here. I admit I used to eat rice with ketchup when I was a kid. I'm disgusted with myself thinking about it now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This is the only way tbh

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you're asking who'd put rice with ketchup - my sister used to put ketchup on her popcorn. Microwave popcorn. Pre-buttered.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That was a difficult up vote because my thumb was just so disgusted with your sister

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Butter, parmesan, salt and pepper

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who the hell puts ketchup in rice??

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Sir, this is a wendys.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Ketchup would be one of my last choices anyway. Maybe with certain mains like fried chicken or chicken fried steak (ok, some people say that's weird but it's what we did at Furr's Cafeteria).

Right now, probably Marie Sharp's Beware Habanero sauce. Second choice, chimichurri.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Milk, cinnamon, sugar, raisins. Heat in microwave.

Yum.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Teriyaki and Sriracha

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really....

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.

Tamago kake gohan.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Butter, salt & black pepper.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

My 9 year old literally eats steamed rice with ketchup and if given this choice he would just it to die.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (12 children)

That's disgusting. Where do you source yours? So I can avoid it of course.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Japanese barbeque sauce

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

KEWPIE Deep-Roasted Sesame Dressing and Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce

This combo hits all the right flavor notes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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