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[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

Never skip jaw day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Did previous user have an extra mouth on their neck?

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? Did it not taste very good?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago

I love the idea that he is the biter and is mad that the cushions at this gym taste like shit

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

We don't talk about that

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some bottom was just working on tightening his ass. 😏

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Plot twist. It was their home gym.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

So you found Mike Tyson’s gym, huh?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Which gym was that? I'm asking for uh.... science

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That's just an omegaverse bench that's received its life mate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I used to be a regular gym rat but got a couple of warts because people are disgusting and don't clean the equipment after themselves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah .... I was never a fan of that idea .... let's go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just clean every machine before I use it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who doesn't?

I go a bit farther than most people and bring disinfecting wipes to wipe down before and after I use the machine. After seeing a gym employee pour half of one cleaning spray bottle into another and fill them both with water from the drink fountain, I decided I didn't trust gyms to have proper cleaning supplies.

By the time I die I will probably have spent a full gym's worth of equipment in wipes, but for now I still can't afford a home gym outside a couple free weights.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Can't you basically hit every muscle with a couple free weights anyway? Hell, a kettle bell is probably all you need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

*wipe with towel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Depends how far you want to go with "basically", I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Content-wise, no. But, if there were two cups, one filled with urine, and one filled with sweat, I wouldn't want to touch or smell either cup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Sweat is stored in the balls?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Prince Andrew's Lemmy account?

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