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[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

I mean if Putin knows their secrets, shouldn't the American people?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe this is a sarcastic suggestion that won't see any progress beyond showmanship. There is no low too low for the Republican party, but i wonder if there is integer underflow for situations like this.

Let all Ethics Reports be released? Then how about:

Forgive student debts to own the libs?

Shutdown fossil fuel extraction because they power space lasers?

Get rid of the lotteries and stupid stuff, end illegal immigration by making all immigration de facto legal?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Oh let’s! Please let’s do that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

You love to see someone arrive at the correct answer through ignorant spite. Wow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I don't think that's the threat she thinks it is...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago

lets just start with demanding that all the incoming nominees and appointees, and donvict (and family) and couch lover, put all their assets and holdings into blind trusts.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The pigs are fighting for their position at the feeding trough

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

Even the stupidest person on earth gets one right every once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Best idea she's ever had

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, Marge, let's do it. Now show us how many rubles you've got.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if MTG has no relation to Russia and is just a shithead for the hell of shit

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Did she stumble into a coherent thought?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

GOP will see to it that she'll be shutting the fuck up about this and never speaking of it again by tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

Fucking do it. Release them all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

MTG: "Isn't everyone in congress raping children?"

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