randon31415

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think it is as good time as any to introduce everyone to the four theives vinegar collective. Their diy drug making system is only as safe as the people using it are careful - but if kennedy running the show, probably be as safe as corporate.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Either they run into the filibuster in the senate and it stops most of this, or we finally do away with the filibuster and when the democrats come in to clean up after 2/4 years of disaster, we don't have the filibuster stopping all the good ideas the democrats are suppose to support.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I seen to remember a bunch of 14th amendment lawsuits that got shut down by SCOTUS a few days before primaries started.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trump: "What do you advise I say on abortion?"

Trump advisor: "Just... just stop talking about abortion."

Trump, 10 minutes later to a journalist: "Stop talking about abortion!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

People: "We don't want old!" Biden: "I still got this!" Debate. "Maybe I don't." Harris: "I'm not old!" People: "Good enough!"

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago

In 2016, Trump needed to win three states that were coin flips to win the race. With that, pollsters said he had a 1 in 8 chance. Trump took those coins, glued them together (the states had correlated outcomes) and then flipped the 3-coins-glued-together and got all three to land heads. So instead of a 1 in 8, it was a 1 in 2.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I thought the 13th amendment of 1812 didn't pass?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Tucker Carlson's dogs were responsible for nuclear technology?

Bad puppers!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

OR an unbiblical cord?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Moscow: "Trump ordered that October suprize a month ago, Demetri, where is it?"

Demetri: "Relax, voting doesn't start until next Tuesday. I plan of bomb blowing up on Monday before."

Moscow: "Voting is this Tuesday, not next!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Merrick Garland: "Wait, they can do that?"

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