Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Tired.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Confucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Man who runs alongside car gets winded!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Confucius was a wise man indeed!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Confucius confuses

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

car exhaust

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Why could the bicycle not stand by itself?
It was two-tired.