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[–] [email protected] 6 points 59 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Followup question - can you give her a giant dick?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago

Sure, in 18 years.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Everyone always fantasizes about dick size .... but what about vagina size ... is there an optimum or 'perfect' size for that?

I'm a guy btw and also ..... I can't believe I just asked that question :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 30 minutes ago

Also a guy and never really thought about it. It's not like I ever had multiple options to choose between. Just have to take whatever comes with the few women that have been interested in fucking me.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 hours ago

Everyone knows that the "sex appeal" slider in character creation is for dick size in men and boob size in women.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There isn't so much an ideal size that everyone should aspire to, rather you should find someone that fits you. It's best when the sheath fits the sword.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

My 'sheath' would appreciate that and so do I ..... unfortunately, she would also likely bludgeon me with a sword if she saw this conversation.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

$100B for generically engineered babies.

Not one penny on education or health care.

And you know none of these kids are getting vaccinated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No need for a vaccine if your engineered to be immune to the disease.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 37 minutes ago

Good thing evolution isn't real

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Maybe the vaccines come pre installed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This got me weirdly thinking about what would be the perfect size and whether they could genetically select for that, then I realized I was thinking way too much about a web comic and should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca

Best I can do is the movie Gattaca hosted on a porn site.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 52 minutes ago

Good enough for me, I'm easy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I am almost sure the “perfect” size would be smaller than 90% of people assume

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The man with the perfect dick size, but he ejaculates in ten seconds and immediately lapses into a coma.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Hey, I'm 2 out of 3!