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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (3 children)

She looks more masculine now than before.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You can see it in his eyes in this picture.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OCCULT CARS? Maybe a Tesla shirt?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's what a K hole looks like.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I thought it was just love.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

What a fucking weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.

"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"

https://futurism.com/the-byte/musk-trump-president-bromance

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you gonna share that bleach or what?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How long before they upgrade Elon to Felon?...

Or Felonia if you like 😂🤣

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm gonna force myself to watch a crappy Stephen King movie because of this. I'll raise a glass to anyone that can get under the skin of this dumb chump.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Why not watch one of the good ones, instead? I'd recommend:

  • Carrie
  • Shawshank Redemption
  • Delores Clayborne
  • The Green Mile
  • Stand By Me
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Gonna tack on The Mist to your list.

At the very least it stars Thomas Jane and Andre Bruagher, which is a win in its own right imo.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or if you're in for a trashy good time, The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I first watched The Running Man shortly after finishing the book (which I quite enjoyed), expecting to see a movie adaptation of it, when in fact the most basic details of the premise are the only similarity between the two; as a result, I was pretty disappointed, but from what I remember of it, 'trashy good time' is a pretty apt description.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

You have to admit he makes a very handsome woman

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Lose one (1) election:

"Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we're removing the pronouns from our bios."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I was hoping to change his name to "Felon" but who knows maybe in another 4 years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Elonia is Trump's blood girl.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I legit thought that was a picture of Olivia Colman as I scrolled past.

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