No you're not
this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
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Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.
Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?
This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy
it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.
You can see it in his eyes in this picture.
Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?
Is... is that real?
That's what a K hole looks like.
I'm gonna force myself to watch a crappy Stephen King movie because of this. I'll raise a glass to anyone that can get under the skin of this dumb chump.
Why not watch one of the good ones, instead? I'd recommend:
- Carrie
- Shawshank Redemption
- Delores Clayborne
- The Green Mile
- Stand By Me
Gonna tack on The Mist to your list.
At the very least it stars Thomas Jane and Andre Bruagher, which is a win in its own right imo.
I actually don't think I've seen The Mist, but now I think I'm going to give it a watch based on your recommendation.
She looks more masculine now than before.
Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.
Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵
Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses
How long before they upgrade Elon to Felon?...
Or Felonia if you like 😂🤣
Musty, Felon
Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...
Are you gonna share that bleach or what?
No, mine!
Oh, hey. I DMed you on your discuss account, btw.
Elonia is Trump's blood girl.
