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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

No way, you're telling me a televised MMA fight was staged? Say it isn't so!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

So… uh… what am I looking at here? What’s this pic supposed to show? I just see two guys in a boxing ring.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The same people who took this seriously are the same people who mock wrestling fans. And wrestling fans could see through this.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What about Mexican wrestling fans? Since they are wearing masks it might be a bit harder for them to see through this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

You buffoon. Those masks have X-ray. They saw better.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago

Wrestling fans know good kayfabe when they see it.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I don't see how Paul wins here at all. Either he beats up a 60 year old man or gets beat by a 60 year old man. There's no way to look good in this.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

He won 40 mil and Mike won 20 mil.

It was dumb, we paid attention, Tyson cashed in. Nobody was hurt. They both won.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but I would have really appreciated it if Paul was hit KO. Would have made everything just a bit nicer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, it would have.

I think if tyson won, they'd just get him to keep fighting weird fights.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

"fight this baboon"

"fight this kangaroo"

"fight this pack of hot dogs"

"fight for your right, to paaaaaaaaartayyyyy"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'd definitely watch Tyson take on all 3 of the Beastie Boys. Especially if the Boys dressed up in their Sabotage costumes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I would pay to see it, but I have a feeling one of them won't be much of a challenge.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Is this really how I find out one of them died?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

No, one of them went to live on a farm upstate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Nobody was hurt

I mean, they both also won just a little bit of CTE.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 56 minutes ago

You can have a little bit of CTE, as a treat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This wasn't the first boxing match for either of them; their brains are finely pureed already. As proof: they both agreed to this fight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

60 mil between them, apparently.

Doesn't take brain damage for that to sound like a good deal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

True. I guess i was thinking sprained ankle or something

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 hours ago

Hit the old man enough to win by decision but not actually hurt him. That's the only real winning path - and exactly what happened.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Meh it's the 60 year old man's decision to fight. Your argument is in the same vein as "you can't fight against a woman". If they want it, so be it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

That's not a fair comparison, age matters, most people don't get smarter or stronger when they grow old. More fair comparison would be "you can't fight against a child", some children are quite strong for their age, as Mike definitely is for his age, and some eager children would surely want to fight against a professional in his prime. But there's no point for said professional to fight them apart from a show match, and you don't destroy children or elders in a show match even of you can.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Other then the fact of "money" I don't see why Tyson did this. He's a fuckin legend and he knows he's better then this hothead youtuber. Paul his boxing pants are worth 1million because it's full of diamonds. How far from reality do you want to live. But whatever.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

It's not unheard of for boxers to get in the ring after their prime for exhibition matches. Why wouldn't they want to get more out of their career

[–] [email protected] 88 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (4 children)

If anyone actually watched the whole thing, Tyson came out hot and Paul had a moment of fear. Then old man got hit a few times and looked like he was about to wobble to the ground.

I thought it was gonna be fake and scripted. And most of it was. But, the actual fight? Mike came out hot and it was pretty clear Paul could have taken him out a number of times but didn’t. He didn’t want to hurt him.

Look, I don’t like Jake Paul or Mike Tyson. But, it was a media event. It wasn’t “rigged”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Best summary I've read.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Thanks for the summary, I was wondering how it went down.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think Tyson had the power in his arms to do some damage but he just did not have the speed to get in at all after 2 rounds. And he'd leave himself open if he tried.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

After the 3rd he couldn't stance, he was flat on his feet.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago

But, it was a media event. It wasn’t “rigged”

You could gamble on it, which means there was money to be made courting suckers.

I'm sure the lion's share of "rigged" proclamations were coming from folks who got baited into bad bets.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Fake News, you couldn’t watch the fight on Netflix it was stills between buffers.

But for real who expect an out of form 60yo to do anything but loose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Watched it outside of USA. Buffered once between rounds. Was fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

The only way we watched is on my wife's Ipad and it was because we weren't watching live. We were about 10 minutes behind the live stream. I tried to join on my Google TV and Netflix would crash.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago

Things do get looser as you get older

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Glad I didn't give Netflix any money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

When I heard it had Jake Paul I lost all interest in the fight

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago

Of course it was, Tyson isn't a Saiyan. He ain't getting stronger at 60.