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[–] [email protected] 100 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The reality is probably that kernel developers don't get any younger nowadays. And believe me, when you get older, have children and less free time, your waistline suffers a bit. Or even a bit more than a bit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

kernel developers

Fancy word for a tree

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A lot of people laugh at this, but it's painfully true.

Hell, I do Brazilian Jiu-jitsu three times a week, and lift/run on the other days. At a certain point for many, you just can't outrun a bad diet, and maintaining anything other than a dad bod requires all that exercise AND a strict diet. Good fucking luck doing all of that with a screaming baby at home!

I never thought I'd be fat, especially since back when I was 18 I could smash a meal at McDonald's and exercise right after, while keeping a six pack. Now, it requires double the exercise to not have tits...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I was in the same situation. I started to walk and longboard every day and track my calories without exception.

Eventually, you can see changes and it becomes easier over time, but oh boy I never shame anyone for their body size, because it's hella hard, and if you're coping with other problems like depression or addiction, it's gotta feel damn near impossible.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Man I used to think there was no relation between what I ate and my wardrobe size, but eventually it really does catch up with you, especially if your day job is sedentary.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh my god, Linux makes you fat.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Maybe they got super jacked?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or getting old makes you fat

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nice weve all been lifting.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Damn shrinkflation the T shirts just keep getting smaller

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Lifting burgers and cupcakes

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

By now, Arch and Rust fans have probably corrected this 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Linux Symposium Statistics - Sock Length

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

It's all the bloat in those distros that is transferred to the waistline, back in the day we used WindowMaker. Not all that fancy Gnome and KDE stuff.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The one advantage of being significantly ill this year is that I can finally fit into large shirts and medium pants after years of XXL and XL of the former and latter.

I mean the rest sucks, but that's pretty nice.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish you well for whatever remains of recovering from the illness, it sounds like you've had a rough time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I don't want to go into it, but yes, it's been rough. I'm hoping surgery on Thursday will fix it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)

not me! woohoo. same XL then as now.

of course, back then when i was younger i favored oversized shirts. now they just fit.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm xxl but I'm also built like a forklift. When I was younger I could throw rolls of vinyl flooring over my shoulder. I wish I took better care of my knees though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

I'm xxl but I'm also built like a plastic bag filled with mashed potatoes. When I was younger I was last in the pacer test.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Ha! All you Linux nerds are fat.

I mean I'm fat too but you guys also.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Dog eat dog. All the big nerds are the little ones.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Feel bad for all my tall bros. Hard to find a shirt that fits, always gotta be to short or too tight, gotta go larger.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Mr. Chambers! Don't get on that ship! That OS, it's...it's a COOKBOOK!"

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, I'm still a large in my old shirts but an xlt in new shirts. Not always us getting bigger, but the cuts getting smaller

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Bro, you just stretched out your shirts

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