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This time it's not an onion. I love how close this is to the Onion's "Elon Musk's AI turns on him" story from a few days back

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Does this mean Musks AI will get sued by Trumps DOJ for using the label “misinformation” per Trumps 1A speech?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Do whatever you want, but this kind of thinking will get you nowhere. Especially nowadays.

They don't care about even appearing consistent. It doesn't matter anymore, they won. Now they do what they want.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

They always did what they want. Now they do it with impunity and the support of more than half the nation behind them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago

Seem like "his" AI isn't that bad after all, eh?

Still wouldn't wanna use it but it's something I guess

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Got a link to the Onion story? Couldn't seem to find it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Here's the lemmy post.

It was posted in the Onion community, but the story itself is on isGlitch

[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel sorry for satire writers in the last decade or so, it must be genuinely difficult to come up with stuff more bizarre than reality.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago

I…worked on this story for a year…and…he just…he generated it out.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel bad to exist in this timeline with all the "bizarre stuff,"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

I now understand how "may you live in interesting times" is such a bad thing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just feel bad. Just in general. Wake up. Feel bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Don't drink so much alcohol at night my friend 😉

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Ah a fellow day drinker!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

So nowadays AI is more intelligent as the usual shareholder and president?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

CEOs haven't realized they're actually the people that are easiest to replace with AI.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

May sound like a joke to some but there have been studies on this coming to the same conclusion:

https://hbr.org/2024/09/ai-can-mostly-outperform-human-ceos

Same study, but alternate link with more text:

https://www.jbs.cam.ac.uk/2024/new-research-human-vs-ai-ceos/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

And it is more intelligent than an average voter too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I hate Elon Musk as much as the next guy - and all the more now that he has this massive conflict of interest working in his favor and at the American public's expense.

But I will say this for the sake of exercizing critical thinking: everybody is happy to say AI hallucinates when what it says doesn't suit their narrative, and call AI intelligent when it does.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago

Sure, but if you’re trying to make money off of this technology and it openly starts criticizing you, there isn’t really an explanation where you look good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago

User Gary Koepnick asked the AI which person spreads the most information on Twitter/X—and the service did not hesitate in pointing a finger at its creator.

(my emphasis) That’s a terrible typo…

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 day ago

The smackdown from his own AI system, ironically, came soon after Musk touted the system to his followers in a tweet reading “Use Grok for answers that are based on up-to-date info!”

Beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And suddenly billionaires are no longer interested in AI.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the "AI is democrat communism" talking points

[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago

"AI is woke."

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who spreads the most misinformation of all?"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Et tu, Grok?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

It didn’t turn on him, it surpassed him

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

Oh how the turn tables.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Based robot