A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification
That's the whole point
Maybe because the consensual one isn't usually mind-blowing?
Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(
Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.
This is why I donate blood
This is why I donate sperm.
Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick
This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.
How does one run low on blood?
For me, massive amounts of blood loss.
Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.
Anemia
Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.
I'm O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such 'luck'.
Eww, why are you inside a baby?
Huh, small rabbit hole there, wasn't aware there was a special baby blood type. So basically someone who has the luck to have dodged what sounds like a super common virus all their life gets to have special uses for their donations.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cmv/symptoms-causes/syc-20355358