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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago

So basically rehiring all the people they laid off already this year?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

"We're confident that the AI we sell can take care of everything...except anything we actually want to see get done correctly (such as selling it)."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Say all you want about hallucinations, but AI will never be able to outperform humans at bullshitting, so sales and marketing is safe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Lol. Good point.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

and fire them after

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Dang. Not a scrap of awareness of the irony, in the article.

I'll bet substantial amounts of money that the claim of "advanced reasoning abilities" will be ruled to be outright fraud, if it ever goes to court.

It's the same claim made by traveling freak shows about horses that solve algebra problems, and the technology is essentially the same, under all the abstractions - learning models are great at repetition, and don't understand jack shit, today.