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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not even onion anymore...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago

Well, no, it's the Beaverton.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (12 children)

We can only hope the dictator passes of old age before anything crazy happens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Crossing my fingers he dies before inauguration

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

To be fair, them getting their shit together would be good regardless if there's another legitimate election in the future

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago

There will be. A Turkey style election. Or maybe russia style depending on if democratic-led states find the spine to stand against a tyrannical federal government. We're about to see if this "federalism" really mean anything.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Hell, there's not going to be a 2026 election.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago

There will be, in the same way that they have elections in Russia and Turkey.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I think this should be a good way to win back money from failed Harris bets. I'd dare to put some money on a bet that there is going to be elections in 2028 and Trump is not going to be a candidate.

One of those win/everythingsfucked kind of bets.

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