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Risa
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
I'm binging Baldurs Gate 3 and I think it has something to do with an inclusion of a green skinned lady.
OMG she's the best. She's flat out the smart rude girls I used to have crushes on in high school. She's ruthless and blunt, but she also has the most growth of any of the companions, I think. She's definitely my top-tier companion. I was all in on a romance with her, but then she wanted us to fight to prove our love, and that was a step too far for me. Rude and a bit mean I can deal with, actively wanting to fight each other, ehhhhh... Still my favorite snarky companion.
I'm definitely partial to Wyll as well, but I feel like Shadowheart and Lae'zel have similar stories of disillusionment with their beliefs. I guess I prefer Lae'zel because it takes Shadowheart so so long to open up and feeling more honest. Lae'zel is rude, but you know where you stand with her (below her, heh).
Wyll and Karlach are a great pairing, too. They have run in similar circles (pun intended) and their fates certainly seem intertwined. Wyll's story is one of the more tragic ones, too. It's like he could have been destined to be a paladin, but made a bad deal and end up a lawful(?) good warlock.
I still haven't really used Astarion because he reminds me a little too much of Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Phildalphia and he just seems insufferable.
In fact, maybe you deserve a break now.
Then how will you post trek memes?!
But more importantly - that sucks, and I hope you're able to get it back online soon.
Don't worry. I had this exact same situation and ended up reading some and redecorating my apartment.
You'll notice a little how much we are dependent on internet nowadays, though.
But you are right: Saul Goodman!