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What's a woman? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The opposite of a man.

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.

Which makes a woman a joyous iota of public.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

But enough talk, have at you!

[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I remember an old 4chan joke from, I think, over a decade ago. It's an old memory so I hope I don't butcher it:

A 4chan user found a genie. He was tired of getting no action, so he told the genie his 1st wish was the ability to turn on sight that would let him see everyone willing to sleep with him. "Your wish is granted", replied the genie. "You can now close your eyes."

In the modern version I'd make it one of these misogynist assholes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A decade ago is 2014 so you(probably) mean two decades ago

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago (8 children)

"What's a woman?"

What's a man?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is love?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Baby don't hurt me

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't hurt me

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

No more

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A miserable pile of secrets.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I think the best response that's always worked for me is:

"Who cares!" Person riled up about this inclined to agree with me because they think I'm on the two genders "side of the debate". "Just try your best to call people what they want to be called and move on. If someone's name is x, try call them x, if they say 'I am a y', try calling them a y. If you get it wrong accidentally, oh well, just say sorry and try again. Why are we even still talking about this? It's such a non-issue"

Highly effective on those who aren't super conservative and just been swept up in the (in my opinion) astroturfed outrage.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sees woman in public

"Quick! Cover your mouth! That's how they get inside you to lay their eggs!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A woman is sugar and spice and everything nice. Until she is scorned. Then hell hath no fury.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought the first part only applied to little girls.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

an old cake still has the same ingredients in it.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Boy here, identified as a boy, and definitely still covering my drink.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I had to drive a friend of a friend to the hospital because some scumfuck drugged his drink. I don't even like the guy but I obviously wasn't going to leave him like that.

When talking to the doctor I was surprised to find out that men also often get drugged and it's not talked about for some reason.