The Onion

Aren't most of DNC rich AF? I can only see them benefiting from Trump.

Now they can just sit and do fuck all, because they lost everything. I'd say that makes their dayjob easier.

Pffft!!! If your idea of "learning" is to copy any of the fascist ideas of trump, then yes, they should NOT learn anything. Did Jews after Hitler go fascist...... Oh wait.

They still address Republicans as their friends and collages. Once that work shift is over, they don't care. They will run someone like Pete and have the same issues next election.

Democrats have to be deft and diplomatic and do the right things all the time that somehow appeal to all the Americans (including Americans on opposite sides like Palestine supporters and Israel supporters) and they lose if they fumble even a little bit.

Unlike the MAGA party of bigots who can't lose no matter how much of dipshits they are.

This is unironically true, unfortunately.