AI Generated Images

To make toast, follow these simple instructions:

1. partially unplug the power cable from the toaster and pinch its cheeks.

2 plug the cable part of the way in and apply two or three cocktail fork fulls of semen. Place a dish of butter nearby.

3, Plug the cable into the top of the toaster, plug a different cable into the bottom. Insert a slice of bread into one of the slots. Swap the butter for a small dish of ketchup.

4 Swap the ketchup for a jar of duck sauce, fondle the bread.

3. Swap the jar of duck sauce for a scalpel and the tweezers from a swiss army knife. Tell the bread "Ah c'mon you."

2 Unplug the toaster completely, get a Pez dispenser, and turn the bread...sideways?

2. Plug the toaster back in, get a different dish of butter, pinch the bread.

3. Scrape the bread with a fork on a worried tray near a concerned butter knife.

Serve on a plate with losenges, coffee, whippets and coffee.

Lemmy aggressively wants to correct my numbering scheme. Could we just scrap markup formatting entirely on this platform? It fucks up more than it helps.

Obviously we are ready to fire all the teachers and let ai teach the little humans. Keep one teacher per 80 kids just to make sure nobody's dying. At least until we get the matrix vats in place.

Decided to try this myself, lol

Toast until toaster

I always forget step 2. Making sparks with the fork.

I like the numbering:

1 2 3 4 3 2 2 1 coke

That toaster is remarkably consistent.

I see nothing wrong with this.

I like that I can tell it's AI because the toaster itself isn't copy pasted. There's something different going on with the wire for each one.

This reminds me of the short film it's such a beautiful day about losing ones mind/cognitive ability.

So good job!

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point...and a swiss army knife... eh butter is fine. Et voila.

Third one on the second row got me good. Huh??? The bread won't fit in the toaster sideways???

Immediately reminded me of flying toasters.

Obviously incorrect, but honestly this is kinda impressive the amount of detail it added in.