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To make toast, follow these simple instructions:
- partially unplug the power cable from the toaster and pinch its cheeks.
2 plug the cable part of the way in and apply two or three cocktail fork fulls of semen. Place a dish of butter nearby.
3, Plug the cable into the top of the toaster, plug a different cable into the bottom. Insert a slice of bread into one of the slots. Swap the butter for a small dish of ketchup.
4 Swap the ketchup for a jar of duck sauce, fondle the bread.
- Swap the jar of duck sauce for a scalpel and the tweezers from a swiss army knife. Tell the bread "Ah c'mon you."
2 Unplug the toaster completely, get a Pez dispenser, and turn the bread...sideways?
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Plug the toaster back in, get a different dish of butter, pinch the bread.
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Scrape the bread with a fork on a worried tray near a concerned butter knife.
Serve on a plate with losenges, coffee, whippets and coffee.
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